If You Could Not See Me For A Few Days

A man left for work one Friday, but being payday, instead of going home he stayed out all weekend partying. When he finally went home on Sunday, his wife was furious. She said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for days?" to which he replied, "That'd be fine." Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling had just gone down enough for him to see her out of the corner of his eye.