The Human Cassette

A newly received patient in a mental hospital was very restless and uncomfortable. When it was time to turn the lights out, the new patient howled and screamed, attempting a song. His voice was very loud and sharp and it carried across the whole building. When the doctor on duty went to sort it out, he could hardly get a word in as the patient was singing passionately. When, at last, the doctor managed to calm him down, the patient turned on his stomach and began singing again. The doctor didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Why are you singing on your stomach? Can you get enough air?" At this, the patient sat up and laughed coldly, "Is it me, or do you have mental problems as well? After side A finished playing, you have to flip it, otherwise how can you hear side B?"